Greg Rix

“I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.”
― David Loman, Ridiculous Customer Complaints

“am a horse for a single harness, not cut out for tandem or teamwork … for well I know that in order to attain any definite goal, it is imperative that one person do the thinking and the commanding. —ALBERT EINSTEIN”
― Susan Cain, Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can't Stop Talking

“Sifting through an urn of cremated remains you cannot tell if a person had successes, failures, grandchildren, felonies. “For you are dust, and to dust you shall return.” As an adult human, your dust is the same as my dust, four to seven pounds of greyish ash and bone.”
― Caitlin Doughty, Smoke Gets in Your Eyes: And Other Lessons from the Crematorium

“According to some believers, God answers prayers in one of three ways: “Yes,” “No,” and “Wait.” This sounds reasonable and even wise before you realize that this explanation is inherently meaningless. In fact, those three answers cover every possible outcome of any event. Either it will happen now, it will happen later or it won't happen at all. This is true whether you pray to a deity or to a bar of soap; it does nothing to prove the existence of a deity.”
― Armin Navabi, Why There Is No God: Simple Responses to 20 Common Arguments for the Existence of God