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“After all” —Carwyn stared— “we both know I could pull this entire building down on top of us if I wanted to.” “Yes, sir.” Jerome didn’t flinch. “But doing that might ruin that kick-ass Soundgarden T-shirt you’ve got going on.” Carwyn looked down at the T-shirt that peeked out from his heavy leather jacket. “It’s vintage.” The guard lifted one shoulder. “Probably not a good idea to mess it up.”
― Elizabeth Hunter, Tin God: A Paranormal Mystery Romance

“Listen here, you two eldritch beings, don’t be creepin’ peeps out with your immortal ass selves. Ain’t nobody got time for that.”
― Chandelle LaVaun, Fae Magic: The Complete Series

“Hello little one. Did you know you're on private property?"

"Really? I had no idea." Meryn fudged.

He raised an eyebrow. "The ten foot fence right behind you didn't give it away?”
― Alanea Alder, My Commander

“JL shook her head in a slow, exaggerated way. “We went. He gave up. He said, ‘Fooey.’” She swatted at the air. “Fooey.” Amy laughed. “Nobody says fooey anymore. They don’t say Dewey or Louie, either.”
― Katherine Lowry Logan, The Diamond Brooch