Eddie

“It was one of those days when every time I went to go out the door, something grabbed me in the back of the brain and said, lie down and masturbate one more time.”
― Jonathan Ames, I Pass Like Night

“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”
― Kurt Vonnegut

“People don't expect too much from literature. They just want to know they're not alone with being confused.”
― Jonathan Ames

“Sometimes it was like Neil was from an alien planet, where people never asked for or shared anything emotional without deeply apologizing first. He assured me that he was simply British. And that we Americans, with all of our loud oversharing and need for random hugs and free admissions to people we've just met of deep, traumatic childhood wounds looks just as alien to them.”
― Amanda Palmer, The Art of Asking; or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Let People Help