Amanda Kang

“Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.”
― George W. Bush

“I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were cruel to animals.”
― Gary Larson

“He understood it when other kids were mean to him. It didn't bother him. He simply hated them. As long as he hated them, it didn't matter what they thought of him.”
― Louis Sachar, There's a Boy in the Girls' Bathroom

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.”
― Mel Brooks