Michael Guy

“God, you don't just barge in on my father, and definitely not my mother."
No way. You check with their personal secretaries first. Check out their moods. Then you make an appointment to slip in. There are basic things you learn when your parents run a planet.”
― Mike Shepherd, Mutineer

“Zwounds, ye fat paunch, an ye call me a coward, by the Lord, I'll stab thee.”
― William Shakespeare, King Henry IV, Part 1