Brandi Smith

“Not to flex, but I'm better at making bad decisions than you.”
― A.J. Sherwood, Mack's Rousing Ghoulish Highland Adventure

“I need to love you now, just like you are, because I can't stop the future. If the worst happens, then I'll know I had the best days with you and that you got the best of me. I think that's all we can ever really be sure of, so that's what I'm trying to do.”
― Auryn Hadley, When We Were Crowned

“Is it illegal to curse someone with a harmless rash on their taint?”
― Jennifer Cody, Bishop to Knight One

“Okay, so, I’m in Ikea, right?” Anh started, looking done with life. “And I’m trying to pronounce some of the names on these tags. Somehow—I have no idea how—but somehow I managed to summon a demon. He’s demanding the reason for his summons. What do I do with him?”
― A.J. Sherwood, A Mage's Guide to Human Familiars