Brandi Smith

“Is it illegal to curse someone with a harmless rash on their taint?”
― Jennifer Cody, Bishop to Knight One

“Not to flex, but I'm better at making bad decisions than you.”
― A.J. Sherwood, Mack's Rousing Ghoulish Highland Adventure

“Are you seriously trying to make me use ‘yeet’ in a spell?” Bel didn’t even blink, just drolly responded, “Spellcraft is about intent, and the wording of a spell is often the product of the vernacular at the time, therefore using ‘yeet’ in a banishing spell is perfect acceptable. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.”
― A.J. Sherwood, A Mage's Guide to Human Familiars

“His mind wandered to a happy place where he could throat punch people and there were puppies and cupcakes after.”
― A.J. Sherwood, A Mage's Guide to Human Familiars