Brandi Smith

“lips curling up in a smile reminiscent of racks and thumb screws. Dragons about to ravage a village smiled like that.”
― A.J. Sherwood, Jon's Downright Ridiculous Shooting Case

“Okay, so, I’m in Ikea, right?” Anh started, looking done with life. “And I’m trying to pronounce some of the names on these tags. Somehow—I have no idea how—but somehow I managed to summon a demon. He’s demanding the reason for his summons. What do I do with him?”
― A.J. Sherwood, A Mage's Guide to Human Familiars

“Are you seriously trying to make me use ‘yeet’ in a spell?” Bel didn’t even blink, just drolly responded, “Spellcraft is about intent, and the wording of a spell is often the product of the vernacular at the time, therefore using ‘yeet’ in a banishing spell is perfect acceptable. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.”
― A.J. Sherwood, A Mage's Guide to Human Familiars

“The most disturbing thing about accidentally waking up at four in the morning is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise. Really, who in their ever lovin’ mind thinks this a good idea? Just being awake irritated me.”
― A.J. Sherwood, Jon's Crazy Head-Boppin' Mystery