Cori Stendel

“A small cow walked toward him and meowed. “What on earth is – Stanhill mentioned you brought your cat. He failed to mention that the creature is the size of an SUV.”
― Kristen Painter

“...if the path of least resistance does not lead to the nearest tangle tree, it leads to some equivalent disaster."
~Good Magician Humphrey~”
― Piers Anthony

“You’ve got me confused with one of those women who needs a ring on her finger to feel complete. I don’t put those kinds of expectations on men. And I’d say I’m sorry things didn’t work out between you and Hugh, but based on your current amount of crazy, I’d say he dodged a bullet.”
― Kristen Painter, The Vampire's Mail Order Bride

“Is it foolish to care for non-existent folk?
Then, leave me to my foolishness.”
― Piers Anthony, With a Tangled Skein