Cori Stendel

“...if the path of least resistance does not lead to the nearest tangle tree, it leads to some equivalent disaster."
~Good Magician Humphrey~”
― Piers Anthony

“A man without a sweet tooth is not to be trusted.”
― Kristen Painter, The Vampire's Mail Order Bride

“You’ve got me confused with one of those women who needs a ring on her finger to feel complete. I don’t put those kinds of expectations on men. And I’d say I’m sorry things didn’t work out between you and Hugh, but based on your current amount of crazy, I’d say he dodged a bullet.”
― Kristen Painter, The Vampire's Mail Order Bride

“she felt as out of place as a meatball in a box of truffles.”
― Kristen Painter, The Vampire's Mail Order Bride