Mandi

“Good God, the man is dumber than Tink's dildo...”
― Kim Harrison

“The past is history written in stone that can't be altered. The future is transitory and never guaranteed. Today is the only thing you can alter for certain. Make the most of it.”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Born of Silence

“This is one hell of a suicide note.

THE SUICIDE SOLILOQUY-
Yes! I've resolved the deed to do,
And this the place to do it;
The heart I'll rush a dagger through
Though I in hell should rue it!

Sweet steel! Come forth from out your sheath,
And glist'ning, speak your powers;
Rip up the organs of my breath,
And draw my blood in showers!

I strike! It quivers in that heart
Which drives me to this end;
I draw and kiss the bloody dart,
My last-my only friend!”
― Seth Grahame-Smith, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

“Son of a motherfucking, ass-reaming, shit-eating, hell-dodging soulless bitch!”
― Rachel Vincent, Shadow Bound