Alex

“It seemed to work well. The seal looked strong and the resin was rock-hard. I did, however, glue my hand to the helmet.”
― Andy Weir, The Martian

“Tomorrow night, I'll sink to an all new low! Lemme rephrase that... Tomorrow night, I'll be at rock bottom! No, that doesn't sound good either... Tomorrow night, I'll be in Giovanni Schiaparelli's favorite hole! Okay, I admit I'm just fucking around now.”
― Andy Weir, The Martian

“No horse jokes," he said.
"My lord, I apologize for the horse joke. If you put down the book---unharmed!---I will give you a carrot."
He brandished the book at her. "Was that a horse joke?"
"Neigh."
"Was that a horse joke?”
― Cynthia Hand, My Lady Jane

“To them, equipment failure is terrifying. To me, it’s “Tuesday.”
― Andy Weir, The Martian