Cheyenne Martin

“He should add lying and blowing smoke up people’s asses to his list of skills.”
― Sarah Hawley, A Witch's Guide to Fake Dating a Demon

“Admirable,” Astaroth had once said. “We could stand to learn a few things about ruthless manipulation and one-sided bargains from American healthcare insurers.”
― Sarah Hawley, A Witch's Guide to Fake Dating a Demon

“She asked me what I wanted to be whenever I grew up. I had to think about that. We went past some barns and tobacco fields with their big yellow-green leaves waving in the sad evening light. She looked over at me and said, Hey, why so glum, chum?
I told her nobody had ever asked me that question before, about growing up and what I wanted to be, so I didn't know. Mainly, still alive.”
― Barbara Kingsolver, Demon Copperhead

“There was still a soul to claim, but for now, there was spaghetti.”
― Sarah Hawley, A Witch's Guide to Fake Dating a Demon