Rodrigo Castañeda

“fearing lest it might seem disrespectful to his memory for me to be on good terms with anyone with whom my father had once vowed to castrate.”
― Seth Grahame-Smith, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

“It’s not staying in the same place that’s the problem,” said Nanny, “it’s not letting your mind wander.”
― Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

“In America any boy may become president, and I suppose it’s just one of the risks he takes.” —Adlai Stevenson”
― Bathroom Readers' Institute, Uncle John's Fully Loaded 25th Anniversary Bathroom Reader

“Jane and Elizabeth tried to explain that all five of them were capable of fending for themselves; that they could make tolerable fortunes as bodyguards, assassins, or mercenaries if need be.”
― Seth Grahame-Smith, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies