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“Learn like you care about it.”
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“…It usually starts innocently enough, a friend remarking to you that the co-op has a nice new crop of grapefruit. “Hmm, I don’t really care for grapefruit myself,” you say, entirely without malice. She seems startled, “Really?” she says.
If you had a tendency to be sarcastic, you might say, “No, I deliberately misrepresent my taste in citrus to gain the upper hand in conversation.” But you are not sarcastic, so you restate your dislike, a little more timidly now. “Yeah, I just don’t care for grapefruit. It tastes bitter to me.”
“Bitter! How can you think grapefruit tastes bitter?” she demands.
“I find that difficult to answer — ” you say.
“Grapefruit is the single least bitter thing in the world! Sugar is more bitter than grapefruit!” she continues.
“Sugar is deliberately bitter,” you say, trying to calm her. “Sugar is pure white hate.”
“You want bitter? Radicchio is bitter. Dandelion greens — they’re bitter!”
“I hate them. They’re mean,” you say as the situation death-rolls out of control.
“I’m going to get you some of that grapefruit right now and show you that it’s not bitter,” she says, marching to the refrigerator. You have apparently run afoul of a committed grapefruit apologist. Soon you are eating extremely bitter chunks of fruit you loathe.
“Tell me, is that bitter? Is it?” she asks, leaving you no wiggle room.
“Unbelievably not-bitter. Sweet, sure. Sour, you bet. Salty, powerfully so — but bitter? No and again, no. All bitterness has vanished from existence. Even the concept of bitterness has been conquered and bows down before this grapefruit,” you say, nearly gagging from the bitterness.”
― Mike Nelson's Mind over Matters: Hilarious Comedy Essays on Everyday American Life from the MST3K Writer
If you had a tendency to be sarcastic, you might say, “No, I deliberately misrepresent my taste in citrus to gain the upper hand in conversation.” But you are not sarcastic, so you restate your dislike, a little more timidly now. “Yeah, I just don’t care for grapefruit. It tastes bitter to me.”
“Bitter! How can you think grapefruit tastes bitter?” she demands.
“I find that difficult to answer — ” you say.
“Grapefruit is the single least bitter thing in the world! Sugar is more bitter than grapefruit!” she continues.
“Sugar is deliberately bitter,” you say, trying to calm her. “Sugar is pure white hate.”
“You want bitter? Radicchio is bitter. Dandelion greens — they’re bitter!”
“I hate them. They’re mean,” you say as the situation death-rolls out of control.
“I’m going to get you some of that grapefruit right now and show you that it’s not bitter,” she says, marching to the refrigerator. You have apparently run afoul of a committed grapefruit apologist. Soon you are eating extremely bitter chunks of fruit you loathe.
“Tell me, is that bitter? Is it?” she asks, leaving you no wiggle room.
“Unbelievably not-bitter. Sweet, sure. Sour, you bet. Salty, powerfully so — but bitter? No and again, no. All bitterness has vanished from existence. Even the concept of bitterness has been conquered and bows down before this grapefruit,” you say, nearly gagging from the bitterness.”
― Mike Nelson's Mind over Matters: Hilarious Comedy Essays on Everyday American Life from the MST3K Writer
“We never really talked much or even looked at each other, but it didn't matter because we were looking at the same sky together, which is maybe even more intimate than eye contact anyway. I mean, anybody can look at you. It's quite rare to find someone who sees the same world you see.”
― Turtles All the Way Down
― Turtles All the Way Down
“I am the fiery life of the essence of God; I am the flame above the beauty in the fields; I shine in the waters; I burn in the sun, the moon, and the stars. And with the airy wind, I quicken all things vitally by an unseen, all-sustaining life.”
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“But one whose face has hard and rough skin, made harsh from the wind, should cook barley in water and, having strained that water through a cloth, should bathe his face gently with the moderately warm water. The skin will become soft and smooth, and will have a beautiful color. If a person’s head has an ailment, it should be washed frequently in this water, and it will be healed. V.”
― Hildegard von Bingen's Physica: The Complete English Translation of Her Classic Work on Health and Healing
― Hildegard von Bingen's Physica: The Complete English Translation of Her Classic Work on Health and Healing
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