Shauna

“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”
― George Carlin

“There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness and death.”
― Fran Lebowitz, Metropolitan Life

“As grand and glorious as love is, it is not without its perils. Anyone who has felt the cruel pangs of rejection knows that love is best approached cautiously, as one would approach an angry, cornered brush-tailed possum. Yes, before throwing yourself into a relationship, it's wise to buy a sturdy pair of leather gloves, and to be extra careful of love's front claws and rows of needle-sharp teeth.”
― Michael J. Nelson

“Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way.”
― Jane Austen, Emma