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“If manta rays are going to be harmless, they should look more harmless, Pardee thought. Fuckers look like aquatic Draculas.”
― Island of the Sequined Love Nun
― Island of the Sequined Love Nun
“You're going to break my heart, aren't you?”
― Bloodsucking Fiends
― Bloodsucking Fiends
“I try to stick to one, single rule, “If you don’t have anything to say, shut the fuck up.” I think that’s in the Bible or something.”
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“Anger is the spirits telling you that you are alive.”
― Coyote Blue
― Coyote Blue
“Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk”
― Coyote Blue
― Coyote Blue
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