Gemma

“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.”
― Winston Churchill

“As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.”
― John Lennon

“Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.”
― Candace Bushnell, Sex and the City

“I want to grow a flower for every time someone tells me “F*** you.” Then I’ll go back to that person and pin the flower on their lapel in a gesture of friendship. And while they are looking down on it in astonishment, I’ll bunch up my knuckles and punch them in the face.”
― Jarod Kintz, I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.