Alex Gherzo

“This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well.”
― Tucker Max, Hilarity Ensues

“Of what import are brief, nameless lives . . . to Galactus?”
― Stan Lee

“There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends.”
― Tucker Max, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

“My own opinion is enough for me, and I claim the right to have it defended against any consensus, any majority, anywhere, any place, any time. And anyone who disagrees with this can pick a number, get in line, and kiss my ass.”
― Christopher Hitchens