Stef

“I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."
"Well," said Luke, "you're doing a fantastic job.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

“Germs contagious, contagious alert!
But Edwart and Purell are stronger than dirt!”
― Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody

“Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y.”
― Cassandra Clare

“Like many highly educated people, I didn't have much in the way of actual skills.”
― J. Maarten Troost, The Sex Lives of Cannibals: Adrift in the Equatorial Pacific