Barney

“The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.”
― Flannery O'Connor

“Why is it," he said, one time, at the subway entrance, "I feel I've known you so many years?"
"Because I like you," she said, "and I don't want anything from you.”
― Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

“I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.”
― Dave Barry