Leon

“Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells.”
― Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

“Everything was perfectly healthy and normal here in Denial Land.”
― Jim Butcher, Cold Days

“We are not going to die."

Butters stared up at me, pale, his eyes terrified. "We're not?"

"No. And do you know why?" He shook his head. "Because Thomas is too pretty to die. And because I'm too stubborn to die." I hauled on the shirt even harder. "And most of all because tomorrow is Oktoberfest, Butters, and polka will never die.”
― Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

“When given a choice between two, choose the third.”
― Jeff Grubb, The Last Guardian