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She offered me her soul, and I gave it back. Not because I did not want it. Oh, I wanted it like a flower wants the sun, like a river wants the sea. When I come to collect her soul, it will not be to take her to the afterlife. No, her soul
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“Where do you want him?" he asked, and I sputtered. Where do I want him? Literally anywhere but inside my damn house!
"Do you have one of those human toasters? I don’t know much about funeral homes. Do you just do the embalming, or do you handle the urn shit too?”
“You mean cremation?” I asked, feeling like I was fucking underwater.
His entire face lit up, and he snapped his fingers with the hand that wasn’t balancing a corpse over his shoulder. "That’s the word. Cremation. Thanks.
That was going to bug the shit out of me.”
― The Mercenary and the Mortician
"Do you have one of those human toasters? I don’t know much about funeral homes. Do you just do the embalming, or do you handle the urn shit too?”
“You mean cremation?” I asked, feeling like I was fucking underwater.
His entire face lit up, and he snapped his fingers with the hand that wasn’t balancing a corpse over his shoulder. "That’s the word. Cremation. Thanks.
That was going to bug the shit out of me.”
― The Mercenary and the Mortician
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