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“Saying someone would make a great politician is like saying someone would make a great serial killer. It’s not a compliment.”
― Beard Science
― Beard Science
“I changed my mind.”
“You changed—”
“My. Mind.” I stopped short and faced him, placing my hands on my hips. “It’s like underpants, Jethro.”
“Dirty and dark?” He smirked.
“No.” I scowled at his facial expression. “A mind is like underpants because people change them all the time.”
“But you don’t.”
“I do change my underpants all the time, Jethro. And, for the record, I think it’s mighty rude of you to assume I don’t.”
He almost rolled his eyes, but caught the urge. “I meant your mind, Cletus. You don’t change your mind.”
― Beard Science
“You changed—”
“My. Mind.” I stopped short and faced him, placing my hands on my hips. “It’s like underpants, Jethro.”
“Dirty and dark?” He smirked.
“No.” I scowled at his facial expression. “A mind is like underpants because people change them all the time.”
“But you don’t.”
“I do change my underpants all the time, Jethro. And, for the record, I think it’s mighty rude of you to assume I don’t.”
He almost rolled his eyes, but caught the urge. “I meant your mind, Cletus. You don’t change your mind.”
― Beard Science
“knowledge is power is time is money”
― Storm and Silence
― Storm and Silence
“No one expects an eighty-five-year-old Navy SEAL stripper. No one. And that was the beauty of George.”
― Beard Science
― Beard Science
“My hair is ridiculous. It's been misbehaving since birth.”
― Beard Science
― Beard Science
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