Diana Tiffany

“One of the best things about road-tripping with monks is that monks are used to repeating chants over and over and over, so they really don't mind songs like 'Ninety-nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall' or 'The Song That Never Ends.”
― M.T. Anderson, Agent Q, or The Smell of Danger!

“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
― Oscar Wilde

“When spies aren't in sewer tunnels, they're usually crawling through air ducts. I'm not sure exactly why this is. It makes you kind of wonder: Are spies just frustrated maintenance men? Is that what spies really want to be doing? Plumbing? Air conditioner repair? I fear the day that they follow their dream, lay down their laser-gun cigarette lighters, and pick up wrenches. Our country will be in great peril, though with fewer toilets backing up and more of our houses at a uniform sixty-eight degrees Fahrenheit.”
― M.T. Anderson, Agent Q, or The Smell of Danger!

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein