Heather

“I know that if I am to move forward like the professional that I am, I must first see the past with mature eyes. And that means acknowledging that others have caused all my problems and blaming them for it.”
― Stephan Pastis, Now Look What You've Done

“Homework strongly indicates that the teachers are not doing their jobs well enough during the school day. It's not like they'll let you bring your home stuff to school and work on it there. You can't say, 'I didn't finish sleeping at home, so I have to work on finishing my sleep here.”
― Jim Benton, Nobody's Perfect. I'm as Close as It Gets

“In my experience, any trend that reaches the point where large organizations are inflicting it on their personnel has a high statistical probability of being stupid.”
― Dave Barry, Lessons From Lucy: The Simple Joys of an Old, Happy Dog

“Oftentimes, I feel that man invented language solely to satisfy his deep need to complain.”
― Dale E. Basye, Wise Acres: The Seventh Circle of Heck