James

“Oh my God! You're wearing your bowling shoes! Only you would wear bowling shoes to your child's sickbed.”
― John Kennedy Toole, A Confederacy of Dunces

“Hell, it took only your first day in a Montana flop or standing over your mother's unmarked grave to know that equal was the one thing all men were not. A few lived like kings, and the rest hugged the dirt until it cracked open and took them home.”
― Jess Walter, The Cold Millions

“The bassist -- always the bassist.”
― Rob Sheffield

“I mingle with my peers or no one, and since I have no peers, I mingle with no one.”
― John Kennedy Toole, A Confederacy of Dunces