Nana

“I was going to have to tell people I got fired from selling dildos. I can't even sell fake cocks to a room full or horny women. How do you come back from that shit?”
― Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks

“Oh, my. What a lovely shade of bitch you're wearing today. --T-SHIRT”
― Darynda Jones, Sixth Grave on the Edge

“Fortune favors the brave," I told her. It also kills the stupid, but I decided to keep that fact to myself.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Breaks

“I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.”
― Darynda Jones, Seventh Grave and No Body