Sami

“It's true. Goodfellow is monogamous. he's become a freak. A pervert. Depravity on the cloven hoof."

"Or his balls fell off," suggested another puck who came to the bar. "Or his dick. Anyone who would hang out with Bacchus is bound to get a catastrophic genital rotting illness at some point.”
― Rob Thurman, Doubletake

“When I remembered Stefan first coming for me, it wasn't a man in a black mask or a crazy guy shoving Three Musketeers bars at me as he tried to convince me I was his brother. I remembered an ocean, dark as a universe without stars-black with guilt, despair, rage, violence, self loathing. All I could see was his hand reaching out of the water; the rest of him was buried in a liquid Hell he couldn't escape”
― Rob Thurman, Basilisk

“It’s best not to experiment on yourself. Bacon practically froze himself to death in one of his experiments and died of pneumonia.”
{Right! Bacon must be heated. Knew that already, but thanks for the reminder.}”
― Kevin Hearne, Tricked

“That’s what I have you for,” I grinned. “I’m just here to carry the heavy stuff. The union says thinking rolls me into overtime”
― Rob Thurman, Madhouse