Becca

“In order to hold off the Forces of Darkness, you will need a number two pencil and a calendar, preferably one without pictures of kitties on it.”
― Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job

“So after a hectic week of believing that war was peace, that good was bad, that the moon was made of blue cheese, and that God needed a lot of money sent to a certain box number, the Monk started to believe that 35 percent of all tables were hermaphrodites, and then broke down.”
― Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

“Adventure and danger can be good for your heart and soul. Violence and desperation are brutal things to search out. Why search out the horror? It’s around us in real ways every day. I’m talking to you, the people who made that movie The Human Centipede. No more Human Centipede movies please. No more movies about people’s mouths being sewn onto people’s butts.”
― Amy Poehler, Yes Please

“One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having surprising discoveries.”
― A.A. Milne