Vaishnavi Ravikumar

“Some people see things that are and ask, Why?
Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not?
Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.”
― George Carlin

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
― George Carlin

“I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling star to another till i drop. This is the night, what it does to you. I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion.”
― Jack Kerouac

“How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?”
― George Carlin