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“No fact is more firmly established than that lying is a necessity of our circumstances--the deduction that it is then a Virtue goes without saying. No virtue can reach its highest usefulness without careful and diligent cultivation--therefore, it goes without saying that this one ought to be taught in the public schools--even in the newspapers. What chance has the ignorant uncultivated liar against the educated expert?”
― Mark Twain, On the Decay of the Art of Lying

“I assure your lordship that for the first time in my existence I regret that I have made no practical study of campanology."
I am always so delighted to find that there are things you cannot do.”
― Dorothy L. Sayers, The Nine Tailors

“I always thought it mattered, to know what is the worst possible thing that can happen to you, to know how you can avoid it, to not be drawn by the magic of the unspeakable.”
― Amy Tan, The Joy Luck Club

“Finally, thank you, Dolly Parton. Just because.”
― Amy Poehler, Yes Please