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“Wow. He's something else.” “Yeah, this guy really proves denial isn’t just a river in Egypt.” “Was that an Anubis joke?” “Kinda. I think humans use it, too. It’s really lame, but I couldn’t help myself.”
“Cats are assholes. I get it. But do you know why people like cats, despite their asshole-ness? It’s because they don’t fucking talk.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“I didn’t want him morally grey. I wanted someone with a soul as black as night. Someone who would burn the world down for me and not lose a single minute of sleep over it.”
― Lights Out
― Lights Out
“Donut had come out of nowhere, knocking the flour, milk, and egg off the counter, splattering everything onto the floor. She then turned to run, touched the very edge of the hot burner on the oven, yowled, rocketed into the air, and then landed on the floor, covering herself with a little bit of everything while she did that Scooby-Doo scramble in the slippery mess, everything flying everywhere while her legs pumped several times before she actually moved.”
― The Gate of the Feral Gods
― The Gate of the Feral Gods
“Glurp, glurp, motherfucker,” I said before I collapsed in an exhausted heap.”
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
“My evil plan was working. Step one: get Aly to drop her guard. Step two: fuck her on this couch. Oh, wait, no. I’d skipped a few steps somewhere”
― Lights Out
― Lights Out
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