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“Wow. He's something else.” “Yeah, this guy really proves denial isn’t just a river in Egypt.” “Was that an Anubis joke?” “Kinda. I think humans use it, too. It’s really lame, but I couldn’t help myself.”
“They will not break me. Fuck them all. They will not break me. But I will break them. This is my promise to myself, to my friends, and to you, anyone who reads these words. I will break them all. - Crawler Carl, 25th Edition of The Dungeon Anarchist’s Cookbook”
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
“Cats are assholes. I get it. But do you know why people like cats, despite their asshole-ness? It’s because they don’t fucking talk.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“Glurp, glurp, motherfucker,” I said before I collapsed in an exhausted heap.”
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
“I didn’t want him morally grey. I wanted someone with a soul as black as night. Someone who would burn the world down for me and not lose a single minute of sleep over it.”
― Lights Out
― Lights Out
“Mongo is appalled.”
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
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