Monty

“I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”
― Mae West

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
― Mae West

“Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life. They appear so while they are passing; they seem to have been so when we look back on them; and they take up more room in our memory than all the years that succeed them.”
― Robert Southey