Snot

“What could be better…for The Villain’s whore.” Evie closed her palm and her eyes, feeling the burn of pain in every pore, feeling it pulse in her blood. “Actually,” she rasped out. She opened her eyes. “I’m. His. Fucking. Assistant,” she whispered and smiled, before whipping the dagger up and slitting his throat.”
― Hannah Nicole Maehrer, Assistant to the Villain

“You are the one who started dating this Broccoli.” I roll my eyes. “His name is Brock.”
― Freida McFadden, The Housemaid's Secret

“Bea did none of those.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Gate of the Feral Gods

“The last dungeon Borant managed didn’t have rest areas, and the crawlers were pissing and crapping all over the place. Crawlers lose viewers when they’re shitting in the middle of a hallway. It’s gross.”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl