“Not all librarians are evil cultists. Some librarians are instead vengeful undead who want to suck your soul.”
― Alcatraz Versus the Scrivener's Bones
― Alcatraz Versus the Scrivener's Bones
“She's a librarian, Sim said. They're not teachers; don't give you half as much hassle. If there's a fire in the school and I've got to choose who I'm gonna save - a teacher or a librarian - the teacher's gonna burn every time.
(p. 24)”
― Ostrich Boys
(p. 24)”
― Ostrich Boys
“The real heroes are the librarians and teachers who at no small risk to themselves refuse to lie down and play dead for censors.”
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“Goat curry and a female librarian, that's what I'm in the mood for.”
― Julius Knipl, Real Estate Photographer
― Julius Knipl, Real Estate Photographer
“The Burgess sisters arrived together. Tara and Lainie do a little bit of everything. Sometimes dancers, sometimes actresses. Once they were librarians, but that is a subject they will only discuss if heavily intoxicated.”
― The Night Circus
― The Night Circus
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