Jon Taber

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
― Steve Martin

“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.”
― William Shakespeare, As You Like It

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.”
― W.C. Fields