David Watson

“I'd like to be a handsome corpse. At my funeral, I'd like people to look in my coffin and say, "Wow. He's so handsome when he's dead!"

I guess it'd be kind of okay, too, if they made my books required reading in schools or something, but as far as leaving a legacy goes, I just want to be the hottest cadaver in the graveyard.”
― Alistair Cross

“If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.”
― Amy Tan

“There is no greater plague to an introvert than the extrovert.”
― Pierce Brown, Golden Son

“started wondering if other people’s families are as nutty as mine. Or is mine extra nutty? Like, chunky-peanut-butter nutty?”
― Publishers Lunch, Buzz Books 2014: Spring/Summer: Exclusive Excerpts From 40 Top New Titles