Holly

“My next breath may very well be in your lungs. Store it wisely, because my life depends on it.
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― Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible

“Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies.”
― Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

“I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little less.
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― Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

“No matter how much water a sink takes on, it never lives up to its name. The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.”
― Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.