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After realising that their holiday time was in danger of being reduced by a whopping two per cent, the space teddy bears had finally retaliated – with weapons that could reshape the very fabric of creation.
“Martin clapped his hands and said, “Just as I’d planned.” Phillip said, “You didn’t plan that.” Martin said, “We’ve already established that my plan was to see what happened. That just happened, and I saw it.”
― Fight and Flight
― Fight and Flight
“I swear to God, science has not yet invented the kind of ass-beating these nerds deserve.”
― If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe
― If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe
“The giant antique table that had tried to bite Donut turned its attention on me, and I punched it with my fist . . . . . . Or at least that’s what I was trying to do in my mind in the millisecond before I realized I was still a goddamned wiener dog. Instead, I kinda swiped forward with my stubby leg, barely scratching the thing.”
― A Parade of Horribles
― A Parade of Horribles
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