J.E. DiPalo

“Charming. Really. But you can give up all your attempts to get into my undies now because it’s not going to happen. I see you for what you are, a card carrying member of those determined to prove that it’s possible for men of the supernatural species to get STD’s. I’m just not sure who’s President of the club, yet, you or Kent. Not to mention that I’ve discovered I’m basically allergic to you, and frankly, I don’t feel like taking an allergy pill just so I can see this big dick you claim to carry. It’s nice to meet you, though. Really.” ~ Jenna”
― Jessie Lane, Big Bad Bite

“Alec answered her, “You do know that it’s disturbing that you know all that, right? We thought you were some go-hard; take no prisoners, don’t-look-at-me-or-I’ll-bust-a-cap-in-your-ass, warrior.”

She balled her hands up by her hips and barked in annoyance, “Well I wasn’t raised on G.I. Joes, you know! Mama raised me on princesses and fairy tales, I just happened to end up liking the swords better than the shoes in the stories, okay?” ~ Jenna”
― Jessie Lane, Big Bad Bite

“The next person who tells me to hurry up before I finish my cup of coffee gets a bullet in the ass.” ~ Jenna”
― Jessie Lane, Big Bad Bite

“Cruz looked over … and his jaw dropped in shock. A Viking walks into a bar … Holy shit. This was a joke, right? “Fear my wrath! It does not matter to me if the lot of you are descendants of Fenrir the great wolf himself. Odin protects me!” Cruz”
― Jessie Lane, Sassy and a little Bad-Assy