Jennifer

“they were aggro that a nuke might go off and kill a couple million people. I was like, Guys, it’s fine, they’re Australian.”
― Tamsyn Muir, Nona the Ninth

“It is a drawing of the letter S,” said the deep, solemn voice from over her shoulder, and she realized she had stopped midstride. “The letter in question is constructed from six short marks stacked vertically three by three. There are two triangles on the top and bottom, which, along with some diagonal strokes, form a calligraphic S.”
― Tamsyn Muir, Harrow the Ninth

“No matter what he chooses, Jack will lose and die alone in pain gravy.”
― Jack Townsend, Tales from the Gas Station: Volume Three

“Constipation was one of the things she hated most in the world, on par with despicable men who commit domestic violence and narrow-minded religious fundamentalists.”
― Haruki Murakami, 1Q84