Alis Meece

“what about the biscuits!” “The what?” Mordecai asked. “Biscuits, Mordecai! I need to make biscuits!”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles

“Pox Slug – Level 1 Disgusting. They’re like miniature, drunk, and angry Juggalos. And what’s worse, the next one will be level 2. Then level 3 and so forth. The good thing is they won’t attack you. Not yet, at least.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Eye of the Bedlam Bride

“Carl,” Prepotente said, stopping me. He wiped his eyes again. “Yeah?” “You can call me Pony if you like.”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles

“In the eternal words of my mulleted friend, Holger. You done stuck your pecker in the wrong beehive.”
― Matt Dinniman, This Inevitable Ruin