Karoline Aldrich

“You know how mice are—anything for a little affection.”
― David Sedaris, Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk: A Modest Bestiary

“If you’re twenty-two, physically fit, hungry to learn and be better, I urge you to travel – as far and as widely as possible. Sleep on floors if you have to. Find out how other people live and eat and cook. Learn from them – wherever you go.”
― Anthony Bourdain, Medium Raw: A Bloody Valentine to the World of Food and the People Who Cook

“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.”
― Homer Simpson

“Story-telling is pivotal to our well-being, as are nonethnic jokes and riddles.”
― David Sedaris, Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk: A Modest Bestiary