Alicia

“Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.”
― Steve Martin

“And how do you know that you're mad? "To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that?" I suppose so, said Alice. "Well then," the Cat went on, "you see a dog growls when it's angry, and wags it's tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland / Through the Looking-Glass

“Never laugh at live dragons.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein