Daniel Dowler

“Vomit and feces are two reason I have decided not to procreate.”
― Chelsea Handler, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

“Because you were being a salty bitch”
― Michael Barakiva, One Man Guy

“Safety, stability--it's an illusion. It's a false god, Simon. It's like clinging to a sinking raft instead of learning to swim.”
― Rainbow Rowell, Carry On

“Honey, I've watched a lot of 90210. The parents weren't even on the show once Brandon and Brenda went to college. This is your time - you're supposed to going to frat parties and getting back together with Dylan."
"Why does everybody want me to go to frat parties?"
"Who wants you to go to frat parties? I was just kidding. Don't hang out with frat guys, Cath, they're terrible. All they do is get drunk and watch 90210.”
― Rainbow Rowell, Fangirl