Mindy Jaynes

“The face you give the world tells the world how to treat you.”
― Gillian Flynn, Sharp Objects

“The world is your oyster...
...too bad you're allergic to shellfish.”
― Paul Neilan, Apathy and Other Small Victories

“The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two.”
― Justin Halpern (Sh*t My Dad Says)

“Like my grandmother always said, “Your opinions are valid and important. Unless it’s some stupid bullshit you’re being shitty about, in which case you can just go fuck yourself.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things