Jason O'keefe

“When you win, say nothing, when you lose say less.”
― Wayne Gretzky

“Love, when spelled backwards and read phonetically, reads evil”
― Eminem

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry

“I haven't got anything against cats. I haven't got anything against elk either, but that doesn't mean I'm going to keep one in the store so I'll have a place to hang my hat.”
― Lawrence Block, The Burglar Who Traded Ted Williams