Hillary

“She looked so sexy with her sixteen cats that I just had to swipe right, but when she messaged me first quoting Monty Python, I knew it was Tinder love. Maybe on the first date we’ll knit the blanket we’ll make love under.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“I used to think how lucky she was to have me, but now I realize that’s backwards. A spirit of gratitude yields patience, love, and forgiveness.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“A stick won’t stick to a wall, so why is it called a stick? Likewise, why aren’t love and ghost the same word? Both are dead and invisible.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“Why are desire scales 1-10? They should be 1-12, like a clock, because I want her 1-12, I mean like all the time.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale