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“When God, the Great Mathematician, discovered that in making man he had overdone things a bit, he created the bedbug to even things out.”
― Ruskin Bond, Unhurried Tales: My Favourite Novellas

“He will never marry her, the translator tells me, after we have been driving in the dark for a few minutes. Yes, I say, but he can love her.”
― Sarah Kay, No Matter the Wreckage

“The best way to measure the loss of intellectual sophistication - this "nerdification," to put it bluntly - is in the growing disappearance of sarcasm, as mechanic minds take insults a bit too literally.”
― Nassim Nicholas Taleb, The Bed of Procrustes: Philosophical and Practical Aphorisms

“Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.”
― Oscar Wilde