Ladiibbug

“Marriage is a religious concept. That is the main reason people oppose same sex marriages. I am not, and have never been religious.”
― Robert Black

“I'm poor too, so I can't give you any money. But if you're not fussy I can provide your feed for you."
"What?"
"Oh sorry. It's the first time I have kept an animal at home, so it feels like having a pet, you see.”
― Sayaka Murata, Convenience Store Woman

“I plead your cause? What the devil gave you the notion that I plead any causes but my own? Believe me, it's wide of the mark!"
"You can't be such a - such a care-for-nobody as to refuse to lift as much as a finger to assist me!" said Stacy indignantly.
"Oh you're quite mistaken! I am precisely such a care-for-nobody.”
― Georgette Heyer, Black Sheep

“A fellow ought to make sure his canoe is going to stay right side up before he asks a girl to step into it.”
― B.M. Bower, The Lookout Man