Shannon

Petulant toddlers do not moan. Shriek, scream, wail, even growl. But they do not moan in petulance. They also do not let you drag them from rooms. They fight tooth and nail, using a viselike grip to prevent passage through doorways, grow an additional eight limbs to kick in all the places at once, and even go boneless and limp, gaining 100lb of deadweight to prevent removal - all the while waiting for you to let down your guard so they can bolt, lightening fast back to whatever they wanted to do.