John

“Extreme ironing.’ ‘What?’ ‘Oh, it’s a thing, I saw it on YouTube. Ironing in remote and dangerous locations. Mountain tops and so on.”
― Katie Gayle, Murder in the Library

“Huh…? I cock my head like a dog watching Chris Farley get out of a bathtub.”
― Tim Matheson, Damn Glad to Meet You: My Seven Decades in the Hollywood Trenches

“He was going to kill you,” she said. “And me. Fair’s fair. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a candy for a candy, a penny for your thoughts.” “Still and all. We don’t kill unless we have to.” River reflected on this, then smiled brightly. “Okay! That’s a good rule.” “I like to think so.”
― James Lovegrove, Big Damn Hero

“The usual deal: whatever’s going, if it pays, we’ll take it. Sorry state of affairs, but that’s how it is. Ain’t a kind or just ’verse, and nobody’s owed a living.”
― James Lovegrove, Big Damn Hero