Kitty

“There was no point in waiting for someone who hadn't asked, and there was no point in wishing for something that would never happen.”
― Jennifer E. Smith, The Geography of You and Me

“Life is like a bad haircut. At first it looks awful, then you kind of get used to it, and before you know it, it it grows out and you gotta get another haircut that maybe won't be so bad, unless of course you keep going to SuperClips, where the hairstylists are so terrible they oughta be using safety scissors, and when they're done you look like your head got caught in a ceiling fan. So life goes on, good haircut, bad haircut, until finally you go bald, and it don't matter no more.
I told this wisdom to my mother, and she said I oughta put it in a book, then burn it. Some people just can't appreciate the profound.”
― Neal Shusterman, The Schwa Was Here

“Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding

“Some people think they know who you are, when really they don't.”
― Cynthia Lord, Rules